This entry is dedicated to all those guys out there on the roads.. in fluorescent orange and green polo neck-skin tight-t-shirts...whose eyes pop out of their heads and behave like magnets attracted towards the female species... I realised I just have to write a whole entry in honour of those idiots who can make a simple walk on the road seem like a daunting yet hilarious experience at the same time.. As for those guys who do it outside college... Get a life... Im going to narrate a couple of things that I've seen them do.. which had me in splits of laughter...just had to share!!!
My friend Amrita and I , were walking back from guitar class (one of those rare days when i did not just jump into an auto)... Both of our guitars have black cases... and we slung them on and were walking down the road when two guys on a scooter passed us , and one of the idiots screamed "OHO!!! Sania Mirza!!!".The man did not know the difference between a guitar and a tennis racquet...Me n Amri laughed out so loud that we must have looked like a pair of idiots.
On another fateful day... I was walking to Narayana Junior College.. And a few students of Villa Marie were waiting at the bus stop ahead... A boy.. who must have been barely 15 years old.. went by them on a bicycle.. singing out loudly and totally out of tune "Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Aayegi Tu..." One of those girls he was singing for said "Chal Hat!!"... and the poor chap was so shocked that he lost balance and fell.. then he hurriedly got up... picked up his cycle.. and ran the rest of the way...
Finally and probably the most common roadside act... We were passing by a couple of people at a chai stall.. and almost like a reflex action.. three peoples hands moved to their ears... and they started screaming.. "Hallo!!! Salim Bhai!!!" or "Namaste Mama..." into mobile phones which had not even been ringing audibly... Isnt it a real co incedence that all the mobile phones in silent mode tend to ring at the precise moment when some one they want to impress passes by them... I could only remember one person today when this happened.. Salim Pheku from "The Angrez"... Those who havent seen that movie ( specially Hyderabadis).. simply have to!!!
So.. here's to all those idiots with nothing better to do.. from another who acutally was jobless enough to write about them!!!
12 comments:
hey vanya,
good one... well you still have a long way to go ..see more of such psychic IDO-MORONS and their stunts...
but well written... the SANIA THING WAS FUNNY... ha ha ha..guitars and racquets..and those guys..
carry on ... keep up the spirit..
Hey..Your writing style is really too good. This entry was really funny...as usual. I loved the first two incidents..blog more regularly...
hey wow!! i never expected that u'd end up choosing such a trash-y incident n yet make it soo enthraling t read!! GR8!!! wish i cud experience it myself.. lets try n luk out for more dunces when v r out again sumtime, LOL!! a fun thing t do ~
hey! gud one! the sania thing was really funny!n the writing style is gud too!!! keep it up!!!
lol.. am glad u chose that sania incident to blog abt.. gud one re.. i don have to say this. u r too gud!! keep up the gud work!!
Bless them! Why don't you have mercy on those poor guys?
it was really funny...and i have also enperienced many incidents like this with my friends...and they are quite funny...superb writing style..varenya....
thats a nice one....really nice one....tells us abt the despos out there on the roads and the immaturity of ur age...
i appreciate it.
But I must say, its a bit small...starts and ends almost really quick...
really nice piece of work...
cool post da!!! hey frm CBIT????
hii.hey tat was really nice..u actually put that incident in such a way tat it was fun to read..too good..sania thing was really funny..oh god hyd is just filled wit morons,...
hope to see more of this on ur scribble space
nice article. I hate to say this yet again... RITT still rules. But this article was kinda ground breaking. The topic was radical, and it was really nice to see a gurl my age expressing her views on this.resemblance to the no-nonsense youth curry? maybe... but still it was fun reading it though. and mistaking guitars for tennis racquets? well DONT U THINK all WE guys are that dumb... lol.. how could anyne do that?
well halloooooooo not all guys on roads are romeos.....n y do u call thm ROMEOS n u know wht girlz do lik boys doin tht so it is not thr fault tht thy c girlz .even girlz do encourage boys...n hav u ever heard of road side juliets?...
well i sure did c thm... anyways nic work i really appreciate u praisin guys lik tht...
but u cld hav ttakn i optimistically know.....lik artists who r admirin th beauty of nature r lik singers who r praisin th angels walkin on the road r lik fans of sania mirza who c only rackets not only in guitars but also in their dreamz....u tho naa jus hav to criticise guys.
anyways tht was really a nic piece of work but it was short n th nxt tim u writ somthin jus leave boys out of it(jus kiddin......)
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